Homer Quotes: 
"Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"
"Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"
"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
"Save me Jebus!"
TV: "It's eleven oclock, do you know where your children are?"
Homer: "I told you yesterday NO! Hey where is Bart anyways? His food is getting all cold and eaten."
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close."
"This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit."
"All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."
"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done."
"Marge, can we go home? All this fresh air is making my hair move and I don't know how long I can complain."
"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
"Marge, your paintings look like the things they look like."
"Ha ha! Look at this country! You are gay(Uruguay)!? Ha ha!"
"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down."
"Simpson-Homer Simpson , he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!" to Flintstones theme
This page was made in memory of Peter Jordan Pintens
August 7, 1990-March 12, 2005
