Tally ho, what what? I'm 28 (at the moment. b.2nd July, 1978), 6'4" (1.93m), 190lbs (86kg), 33-30-46AA (Fat), dark haired and basically a STUNNINGLY handsome Limey. I also ride a lot, owning a custom build Commenal Pasta hardtail (XT, REAL Syncros, Marzocchi Z1 FR, Hope Hydraulics), a '99 Marin Attack Trail FRS, and an Eldridge Grade single speed hardtail. I've been playing bass and guitar for about 11 years now and I am still quite poor. Oh well, stick with it

Instruments:
Fender Jazz LH w/ EMG's and a Schaller bridge cause the Fender bits are poo
Aria Pro II SLB-2A fretless LH. (check out the 80's styling- below)
Yamaha BBN5IIL
Ernie Ball/ MusicMan Stingray 3EQ
'87 Strat
Les Paul Standard
Couple of Acoustics
Raaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Amps:

Ashdown ABM 500RC head and ABM-BP1510 cab

15" front ported cab that I built myself (Eminence Driver)

Zoom BFX 708 and 3030 Player

Marshall JTM 60 valve guitar amp
PreSonus Comp16
SovTek Big Muff
Behringer Ultrafex 3200

This is the stuff that has survived. There has also been much rubbish

Musical Influences

• Stone Roses (The most inspired guitar EVER)
• My parents who bought me a one man band when I was a kid. And then took it away 'cause I was too noisy.
• Flea (Sorry, obvious). Sebastian Steinberger. John Squire. Danny Saber/ Anthony Guarderas. Mani. Chris Wolstenholme

Favorite Recordings

• Juli- Es ist Juli. Ausgezeichnet!!!!
• Rammstein- Anything. They're kitsch, but brilliant
• Dido- Life to Rent. Nelly Furtado- Folklore Ojos de Brujo- Bari