My birthday was a couple weeks ago and I was off on a motorcycle ride in middle Tennessee. When I got home my neighbor ladies, a couple of houses down came to my house with a gift box.

Now, I thought this was somewhat strange in itself, them being new in the neighborhood (only been here about 3 months) and that the ladies who brought me the gift box are rumored to be lesbians, I didn't think they even liked men, much less well enough to give one they hardly knew a birthday gift!

Well, I opened the box and it contained a shiny new survival type watch. I was flabbergasted and surprised beyond belief. It was fantastic timepiece. My wife poked me in the rib and said "Don't you think you should say something instead of standing there dazed and confused looking"?

I sort of stammered,,,, I think there has been a mistake, I mean the watch is fantastic and the generosity of you two ladies is unbelievable but I think there has been a misunderstanding on what I said,,, I said “I Wanted TO watch, not that I Wanted A watch".