There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said,
"Strip down facing me.".

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about
Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had
instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally
subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit
card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...