My friend Brain went to see the doctor. He said the doctor told him his blood pressure was high and he needed to drink light beer or Vodka. I think the way conversation probably really went was
You shouldnt drink at all but if you are going to drink then drink light beer or Vodka. Tonight he is coming back to knock a couple back with me. Being the good friend I am I offered to get a Heineken Light Mini Keg. But, him being the good friend he is didnt want to punish me for his high blood pressure. He said he would stop and pick up some light beer for him to drink and then I can just drink my Heineken. Now you know I cant just let him get away with this without giving him a hard time about it. Me being the kind hearted friend that I am I went out and bought Brian some brand new coasters to go along with his light beer. I have him all set up and Im just waiting for him to come back:
: )
Dave