SWEET TEA

A woman goes to the doctor. Shes black and blue all over.
The doctor thought she had been run over by a car.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, have a glass of sweet tea handy. Take a big mouth full and start swishing it in your mouth. Continue to swish but don't swallow or stop swishing until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and fit.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! never laid a hand on me!"

Doctor: "Excellent, now you see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"