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Morten put me in Hospital............ Help me please
I've got a bit of a heart complaint, it goes out of rythm if I get stressed or laugh too much or indeed push myself too hard which I don't normaly do.
So anyway to make a long story longer.........
I was in my house which was a log cabin, it was in the woods by a stream, and there was a knock at the door.
When I opened the door Morten Sickel was standing there in a Barbie pink skintight wetsuit,snorkel, mask and flippers.
" Hi it's me Morten, I've come to fix your camera" he said.
He waddled past me and took my camera off a shelf produced a hammer and smashed my camera to bits then with a cheery wave said goodbye waddled over to the window and climbed out He added that he would be back soon to fix my washing machine.
I then woke up in a cold sweat with my heart pounding which then went out of rythm I was so out of it, my wife called the Ambulance and I was carted off to hospital to be fixed.
I still get visions of it now and it happened just before midnight on Tuesday.....
I think I need an Exorcist........ Help Me !
I kid you not this is a true story.......
Leroy
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Re: Morten put me in Hospital............ Help me please
7/3/2009 12:08 PM
Leroy Sams (4749) wrote:
Could'nt pass the pipe cos Morten would fix that too.
Leroy
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Re: Morten put me in Hospital............ Help me please
7/2/2009 11:47 PM
Roger Gumbs (29626) wrote:
lol...Leroy...quit watching Pink Floyd's THE WALL, will typing messages on AB, before going to sleep.
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Re: Morten put me in Hospital............ Help me please
7/3/2009 12:09 PM
Leroy Sams (4749) wrote:
Hi Roger,
Your not helping the situation, LOL
Leroy
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Re: Morten put me in Hospital............ Help me please
7/2/2009 11:55 PM
Lesley White (7891) wrote:
You're definitely ready for the funny farm!
LOL!
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