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You gotta Laugh till they kill you while your sleeping
Leroy Sams
(2910)
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6/30/2009 1:38:37 PM · 50 Views
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Sorry Ladies xx
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I'm getting you back Leroy.....
7/2/2009 1:26:28 AM
Lesley White
(7904) wrote:
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
8. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
9. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
10. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
11. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
12. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
13. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
14. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
15. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
16. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
17. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
18. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
19. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
20. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
21. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
22. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
23. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened |
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Re: I'm getting you back Leroy.....
7/2/2009 3:10:37 AM
Maurice Carr
(34756) wrote:
...Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important....
... and which causes multiple phonegasms.....Le Roy said that! : ) |
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Re: I'm getting you back Leroy.....
7/2/2009 6:00:47 AM
Ivan Thuringer
(38574) wrote:
LOL! Lot's of good ones! |
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Re: I'm getting you back Leroy.....
7/2/2009 10:21:18 AM
Barney Brazitis
(16875) wrote:
13. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious....
I usually use 2 kinds, but I do include celery....does that mean I'm still serious after 16 years?
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Re: I'm getting you back Leroy.....
7/2/2009 12:45:17 PM
Greg Rhodus
(5885) wrote:
15. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
not in my circle..i only hang out with musicians....so sports is NEVER in our conversations.....only music,booze,women |
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Re: I'm getting you back Leroy.....
7/2/2009 1:53:19 PM
Leroy Sams
(2910) wrote:
Hi Lez,
Next time don't beat around the bush and just say what you mean...... LOL
I feel like a naughty schoolboy.
Leroy the Sheepish |
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