Share This Thread Would you trust this on your butt? Maurice Carr (34756) Miscellaneous Forum 7/2/2009 3:25:55 AM · 34 Views [Respond to this Message] Scene 1 I'm away on a sales trip currently staying in Invercargill. Look it up, it's at the bottom of the country, closest to the South Pole, it's mid winter here, there's a southerly wind blowing and so it's blooming freezing! Scene 2 Kiwis always look for opportunities to give their Aussie neighours a bit of a serve. Scene 3 Always looking to turn adversity to advantage, I book into a motel but then couldn't help but notice the "skite rap" on the loo ( bathroom) paper Sorry for the pic quality, but it reads "100% Recycled toilet tissue" If you squint carefully, you'll note it's "Australian made and owned" The dilemma I was faced with was "Being 100% recycled toilet tissue...." well....I'll leave it to you to decide what my fears were...

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• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 3:42:21 AM Morten Sickel (11456) wrote: Trying to turn of imagination... LOL! Yuck! M.

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 4:36:17 AM David Adkins (12395) wrote: It Could Have Been Worse I Guess. Dave

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 8:44:47 AM Alfred Whitehead (2852) wrote: For us spoiled Americans, this is what European toilet paper feels like until your nether regions become desensitized (smile).

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 11:33:27 AM Clifton Jackson (31487) wrote:

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 5:25:51 AM Lesley White (7904) wrote: Bleeerrrkk! Those dirty Aussies!

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 5:56:05 AM Ivan Thuringer (38574) wrote: LOL!

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 6:56:26 AM Mike Hokkanen (26868) wrote: For a joke (I guess that will be obvious) somebody wrote above the toilet paper roll in the mens faculty room where I work, "Please use both sides!".

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 7:42:14 AM Ahmed Omran (15216) wrote: I always thought that's the difference between toilet paper and bikes: You can buy a bike second hand.. I was obviously wrong :)

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 10:14:48 AM Barney Brazitis (16875) wrote: I would look for the bidee....

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 2:15:03 PM WAYNE ELLIOTT (19552) wrote: All knight?

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 3:47:43 PM Barney Brazitis (16875) wrote: If it's all Knight it's all right...

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 8:19:28 PM WAYNE ELLIOTT (19552) wrote: "I would look for the bidee...." ..................... What do they look like ?

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 11:18:11 PM Barney Brazitis (16875) wrote: OK, Wikipedia: A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the g*******a, inner buttocks, and a**s. Originally a French word, in English bidet is pronounced "BEE-DAY".

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/2/2009 11:46:18 PM WAYNE ELLIOTT (19552) wrote: Ahhh ... a French word! wiff dem dare silent "tee's"

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/3/2009 9:52:29 PM David Lenci (1762) wrote: Ah, bidet. Like Qantas, the ONLY WAY TO FLY!

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/3/2009 10:23:48 PM WAYNE ELLIOTT (19552) wrote: I see (3) three spigots !!!! one for hot? one for cold? one for 'sandblasting' pressure? Anyone?

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/3/2009 10:28:44 PM David Lenci (1762) wrote: I think the third valve controls the pressure, yes!

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/3/2009 10:59:32 PM WAYNE ELLIOTT (19552) wrote: Kind of a multi-part question ... The circumference/perimeter of that ... is CLEARLY larger than a toilet seat. Does one 'sit' on it? Which way does one face?

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/4/2009 12:47:59 AM Barney Brazitis (16875) wrote: Here you go: How to use a bidet

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/4/2009 7:13:35 AM WAYNE ELLIOTT (19552) wrote: I'm getting nothing but a white screen.

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/4/2009 7:16:03 AM Maurice Carr (34756) wrote: You have to be over 21 : ) Mo

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/4/2009 7:17:36 AM WAYNE ELLIOTT (19552) wrote: I am.

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/4/2009 11:12:34 AM Barney Brazitis (16875) wrote: OK then just put "bidet" into Google and you'll get all the stuff. Reserve yours today!

• Respond to this Re: Would you trust this on your butt? 7/4/2009 11:13:26 AM Barney Brazitis (16875) wrote: You know how to use one, right?

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