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I'm away on a sales trip currently staying in Invercargill. Look it up, it's at the bottom of the country, closest to the South Pole, it's mid winter here, there's a southerly wind blowing and so it's blooming freezing!

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Kiwis always look for opportunities to give their Aussie neighours a bit of a serve.

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Always looking to turn adversity to advantage, I book into a motel but then couldn't help but notice the "skite rap" on the loo ( bathroom) paper



Sorry for the pic quality, but it reads "100% Recycled toilet tissue"

If you squint carefully, you'll note it's "Australian made and owned"

The dilemma I was faced with was "Being 100% recycled toilet tissue...." well....I'll leave it to you to decide what my fears were...