Hi Robert,
Welcome to AB. Vern and I arent realy "rare and odd" - thats just the truth disguised as propaganda, lol [well, Vern is just a wee bit of both perhaps]
Its just that Vern and I have a love/hate relationshipWe LOVE to sling poo at each other, and HATE it when people think we are serious.
Then theres that Dave Magaro character who is famous for his love of a particular beer [shhh! never mention Heineken, or youll start him off again!] and is a demon when it comes to the fairer sex, so overall hes a normal sorta guy. He's even moderately sane on occasions.
So, Hi and welcome mate.

SERIOUS NOTE:
Most of the rest here are at least semi-sane. So, enjoy your stay, and may I respectfully suggest you wade through the archives? You will find many useful tips, or just ask it truly is a VERY friendly and informative site. We tend do drift away from bass subjects as you can see, but are very easily dragged back into the serious bass stuff. If you cant get useful bass information here, you aint trying. Lol
Again - Welcome.
dags