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Musician Joke of the Day for 5/28/2017

Saint Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a Texan. ``Tell me, what have you done in life?'' says St. Peter.

The Texan says, ``Well, I struck oil, so I became rich, but I didn't sit on my laurels--I divided all my money among my entire family in my will, so our descendants are all set for about three generations.''

St. Peter says, ``That's quite something. Come on in. Next!''

The second guy in line has been listening, so he says, ``I struck it big in the stock market, but I didn't selfishly just provide for my own like that Texan guy. I donated five million to Save the Children.''

``Wonderful!'' says Saint Peter. ``Come in. Who's next?''

The third guy has been listening, and says timidly with a downcast look, ``Well, I only made five thousand dollars in my entire lifetime.''

``Heavens!'' says St. Peter. ``What instrument did you play?''

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